
In what is simply a continuation of a stream of poor decisions, today Flava Flav announced a vodka line and a fried chicken franchise in his namesake. According to Consequence of Sound, Le Flav Spirits could be on store shelves and in sleazy clubs as early as January. Flav’s Fried Chicken doesn’t have a definitive opening date, but the man born William Jonathan Drayton Jr. did offer this illuminating quote: “The Colonel better watch his back, G! The Colonel might end up in my fryer!” Sigh.
Sometimes it’s interesting to step back and admire the different directions the lives of Chuck D and Flava Flav took after Public Enemy’s heyday. It’s truly remarkable. [CoS]