Mike Burr
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Ex-Pumpkin D'Arcy Wretzky In Jail For Actual Wild Horses

Former Smashing Pumpkins bassist D'Arcy Wretzky is currently in a Michigan jail after skipping court four times on an "Animals Running At Large" charge. Apparently the state of Michigan doesn't care too much for horses running in the streets, but that's merely a ticket. Failing to appear in court to pay the ticket, however, is worth a bench warrant. Unfortunately for Ms. Wretzky, she was served the warrant and taken to jail. She is scheduled for a Feb. 14 release, which might enhance or ruin her plans for Valentine's Day. [The Daily Swarm]