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Dolly Parton is NOT dead

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Dolly Parton is NOT dead

Despite the uptick in Google searches, legendary country singer Dolly Parton is not dead. Reports have been bouncing around the net all weekend claiming Parton died, and it appears to be a hoax. In fact, reports of Parton’s demise have been fueling Internet rumors since 2006, when Yahoo Answers had a flood of reports of Parton’s death.


This latest celebrity death hoax comes on the heels of rumors claiming Gabe Saporta of Cobra Starship was dead.
 

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"Owens believes the rumor that Parton died from congestive heart failure may have started Friday night. Apparently, a local high school announced Parton's death during its football game."
http://www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=62630&provider=rss

/site_media/uploads/images/users/daba/dave-park2.JPGDaba

Though she may not be dead, it IS true that she has looked TERRIBLE lately.

/site_media/uploads/images/users/Ethan/nirvana-corporate-rock-whoresjpg.jpgEStan

You don't look so great yourself, Ethan! Haha!

EthanIsUgly

Its True... Ethan is not only terrible looking, he likes boys too.

If Dolly dies, are they going to put her fun bags in the rock n roll hall of fame? Those things are legendary

EthanISGay

Good call...I really hope her fun bags make it into the rock n roll hall of fame. Or at least the Hard Rock cafe in Scranton. Either way, doesn't everyone agree that Ethan smells like crap?

EthanSmellsLikePoo

Yes, I agree.

Ethan

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