Despite the uptick in Google searches, legendary country singer Dolly Parton is not dead. Reports have been bouncing around the net all weekend claiming Parton died, and it appears to be a hoax. In fact, reports of Parton’s demise have been fueling Internet rumors since 2006, when Yahoo Answers had a flood of reports of Parton’s death.
This latest celebrity death hoax comes on the heels of rumors claiming Gabe Saporta of Cobra Starship was dead.
"Owens believes the rumor that Parton died from congestive heart failure may have started Friday night. Apparently, a local high school announced Parton's death during its football game." http://www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=62630&provider=rss
Though she may not be dead, it IS true that she has looked TERRIBLE lately.
August 25, 2008 at 2:19 p.m.
EthanIsUgly
You don't look so great yourself, Ethan! Haha!
August 25, 2008 at 3:20 p.m.
EthanISGay
Its True... Ethan is not only terrible looking, he likes boys too.
If Dolly dies, are they going to put her fun bags in the rock n roll hall of fame? Those things are legendary
August 25, 2008 at 3:55 p.m.
EthanSmellsLikePoo
Good call...I really hope her fun bags make it into the rock n roll hall of fame. Or at least the Hard Rock cafe in Scranton. Either way, doesn't everyone agree that Ethan smells like crap?
"Owens believes the rumor that Parton died from congestive heart failure may have started Friday night. Apparently, a local high school announced Parton's death during its football game."
http://www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=62630&provider=rss