Dolly Parton has officially added Howard Stern to her shit list after he recently did a bit where recordings of her voice were electronically manipulated so that she was made to say some pretty raunchy and racist stuff. Besides liberal use of the N-word, the bit included her voice edited to say, "Kenny Rogers loves to piss inside little boys' assholes." Low brow, yes. Funny, you be the judge. Stern got a hold of her recorded voice from her audio book.

And in case anyone out there thinks that Dolly actually said these things, she'd like to set the record straight. In a statement made today she said: "I have never been so shocked, hurt and humilated in all my life. I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this. If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it's going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this. "