DMX Supposedly Ready to Make MMA Debut

    Here’s a weird one: to your left is a poster for a MMA event that is apparently going to feature Tank Abbott. Oh wait, I messed that up. The point here is that DMX, recent prison resident, former rapper, is apparently going to be making his MMA debut by fighting someone named Eric Martinez, who Nah Right says is part of his management. I never thought I’d say I wish I was in Alabama, but this thing might be too crazy to pass up. [NahRight]