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Woman Suing Diddy For $1 Trillion For Causing 9/11

This story is a little bit funny, but mainly just very sad. A woman by the name of Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is suing and seeking a restraining order against Diddy (real name Sean Combs) for a total of a trillion dollars, claiming that he "knocked down the WTC," sexually abused her and her children and stole a casino chip worth "over 100 zillions of dollars." Turks is also claiming that Diddy fathered her child, Cornelius Wilson, 23 years ago. Diddy, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and, for some reason, LAPD assault victim Rodney King are named in the suit. She is seeking $900 billion in child support and $100 billion for "loss of income."

The whole thing is really actually very depressing, and there is no way that our government should be encouraging this sort of behavior. Still, a hearing has been scheduled for Monday, Jan. 31.

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Her statement is priceless: "He knocked my children down and crushed me and my children daily..."

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Wikileaks told us about this before she even knew!


Proof that collective intellectualism in this country is just decreasing by the day.

The Wolf

Its okay, once she makes these statements in court, she can be convicted of forgery and put away.


i'd like to know where she got the chip from! :)


Where do they get lawyers willing to take this on. The patient sounds like she has paranoid schizophrenia and the lawyer is just scum.


James, I believe the word you are looking for is perjury.


And to think, Nationalized Heathcare could have prevented this, and saved some trillion dollars too!


What in the hell is going on with our judicial system? How can this case even get to a hearing? They should be fined for even filing a suit like this, and the Lawer should be disbarred, 2.put in pro-bono hell for the rest of his life 3.settle out of court for 5 billion because we all know p.diddy diddied it! ;-p


Where the f#$% are you?

Im gonna f@#$ing kill you!



omg? i was so clueless, here i thought it was aliens that knocked down the wtc and stole the world's most valuable poker chip worth zillions (alien version of the million) KAAAHHHHHNNNNNNN

Poppa Smurf

She obviously has some sort of delusional mental disorder. Probably a form of schizophrenia. This is sad, it's tragic. She just needs some meds.


You do understand that individuals in this great Country of ours are allowed to file lawsuits without the aid or assistance of an attorney, right? I'd say more than likely that's the case. But I only have the info I've read here, haven't seen any documentation.


Unfortunately, each separate claim of this lawsuit has to be examined separately. The assault allegations have to be given a little more serious consideration, but will be dismissed with the rest of the lot. No lawyer would willingly put his name on this, so I have to assume the plaintiff is representing herself. That is, unless the lawyer is using it as a publicity stunt. To what end? I have no idea.

Harvey Birdman

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