Dispatch From The Department of Obvious: Ozzy Osbourne Says He Was Stoned Every Day During The Osbournes

    In an interview with the Daily Record, Ozzy Osbourne made the supposedly “surprising” revelation that while he was filming The Osbournes, he was stoned and drunk out of his mind every day. To wit:

    “When the filming ended, I’d go in my little bunker and smoke a pipe and drink about a case of beer every day.


    “I’d give myself some goodness and get up early in the morning and go jogging for six miles.”


    Ozzy admits he can’t watch the show – because it’s obvious by his body language in front of camera that he didn’t know what time of day it was.


    He admitted: “I used to do a lot of prescription drugs as well.”

    I swear I heard two frat boys talking about giving themselves some goodness in reference to pot this weekend. Ozzy=secret frat boy.


    Anywho, given that Ozzy was desperately and clearly out of his mind the entire time he was on camera, this doesn’t really come off as shocking. Was there anyone who really believed Ozzy wasn’t on something during that show? How do you think Sharon even convinced him to do it? The only relatively shocking thing is that this officially confirms that you can’t believe any reality show involving celebrities, since every single one rips off The Osbournes. But anyone who has watched 15 seconds of Brooke Knows Best could have told you that. [Daily Swarm]