
The fact that this "Diplo tour rider" appears on Funny or Die means that it is, I guess, totally fake. But Diplo really came up with it, and don't for a second believe that this isn't as crazy as Diplo's REAL tour rider. I mean, dude probably still wants two bottles of champagne, a framed picture of himself, a bonfire pit, and an arranged marriage. But honestly, whatever is on his real tour rider has to be crazier: because no matter what's on that, he really expects it. Like, he expects meat trays to be at a certain temperature, or whatever, and isn't that crazier than joking about needing a gorilla? [FoD]