Warning: If high velocity penises frighten or offend you, do not watch this video.
Unlike "The Dougie," another new dance move chronicled by my colleague Andrew Winistorfer, the "Dick Slang" requires a tad more than just your arms to successfully accomplish.
To perform the Dick Slang, you should come prepared with:
1. A pair of baggy sweatpants or shorts (boxers optional).
2. A baseball hat (for some reason).
3. A crew of your favorite homeboys.
4. A sick beat.
5. A dick.
As you can see from the above video, the Dick Slang is traditionally done in the confines of your own home, preferably in front of a web cam so you can compare your "moves" to those of your friends.
Women should not attempt the Dick Slang, and should probably not condone it. [True Slant via Boing Boing]
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Monica
Thankfully these dudes who are ripped, shirtless, and swinging their (clothed) penises around in front of their male friends are 100% straight. *rolls eyes*
TheDude