Dan Aykroyd’s Daughter Makes Cunnilingus Rap Video With Other Rich Kids

     

    Man, rich college students who rap are just the worst, right? If it ain’t Tom Hanks’s son it’s Dan Aykroyd’s daughter, Danielle, appearing in a video about, um, needing a mint after going downtown. She’s in the video for “Pussy Breath,” above, along with (allegedly) Sam Perelman, daughter of investor Ron, Rachael Libeskind, daughter of the new World Trade Center architect Daniel, and Lana Barkin, niece of actress Ellen. They all, of course, go to elite, expensive colleges (Harvard, Penn, Harvard and Bard, respectively), and though they’re not the main rapper, all appear somewhere in this video (Business Insider breaks it down nicely). The main guy is Matt Pavich, a New York-based comedian.

     

    “Pussy Breath” is kind of a funny joke, and if it were Dan Aykroyd making it instead of his daughter it might be amusing, I guess, but rich kids with famous parents need to chill out. Seriously. Can’t you guys just stick to doing piles of cocaine and running for political office like you used to?

     

    [Daily Intel]