Because most of this millennium, don't deny it, has been spent in anxious anticipation of the disgusting schadenfreude that will be the R. Kelly child-pornography trial, it comes with a heavy heart that we must report that the trial, now pending for over 5 years, will not be going on as scheduled on September 17. Lead prosecutor Shauna Boliker recently gave birth and would be unable to proceed following her doctor's orders. The Chicago Sun-Times cites an unnamed law-enforcement source as stating the case will not begin until spring 2008. A previous delay occurred last summer, when Judge Gaughan fell off a ladder''I smell court hijinx! Kelly himself delayed the trial earlier this year when he burst an appendix, possibly due to stress for being on trial for peeing on a 14-year-old.
Well, there goes my fall. Guess there's still that caveman guy show...
R. Kelly Child-Pornography Trial Postponed Yet Again [MTV News]