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Danger walks amongst us, wearing baggy pants

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Danger walks amongst us, wearing baggy pants
What's the biggest threat facing the U.S. right now? No, not terrorism. Or global warming. Or the potential of a Rudy Giuliani presidency (truly frightening, indeed). It's BAGGY PANTS, ya'll! In an effort to take on that immense problem, city officials in Dallas plan to put up billboards urging the hip-hop kids to cover up 'dem boxers, yo. You're looking at one of three planned signs in the left hand corner there. (And if you can make any sense of what that message actually means, you're much more astute than I am.) The other two will reportedly read "Represent Yourself Like You Present Yourself" and "Don't Be Lame, Elevate Your Game." Ha! The folks behind this nonsense urging people not to be lame is like Britney doing a PSA on responsible parenting.
Dallas City Council Erects Anti-Baggy Pants Billboard (XXL)
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man Dallas officials are so flip flop

Nat Weiner

flip flop the fakity. eff this.

yung daba

Expect all the cool kids to increase the baggyness of their pants as soon as these boards go up, they'll probably do their best to distance them from the campaign as much as possible.

J to the AAP

Pull up your damn pants. Plain and simple. If I can't pee in public you cant show your ass!

Shelly

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