Woah, Cracked Magazine still exists? Next you're gonna tell me that Gary Busey is still making movies. Oh, wait. OK, yes, Cracked is still continuing, albeit online only, and it does a pretty good job with its lists; this latest one offers music's most ridiculous similes, and, oh, are there some doozies. Alanis is the obvious one, I'm not sure where they found that Patrick Swayze song, and Def Leppard's "radar phone" line is definitely a winner. Anyone else have some winners?
12 Most Ridiculous Similes in Music History [Cracked]