Courtney Love Offers Apology To Billy Corgan That Should Be Painted On The Side Of A Van

    Billy Corgan has recently been spending a lot of time with Jessica Simpson and making some pretty disparaging remarks about his old friend Courtney Love. Perhaps the last Hole member standing actually wronged the final Pumpkin, because instead of threatening to sue, she offered this fabulous apology via Facebook:

    Dearest Billy:

    I love you, I love your strong and eternal heart, even love the fucked up gnarly amazing magnificent bigger-than-god louder-than-love karma of the songs you write and allow me to fly with. We have again created beauty from the agony between us, all the buried and unburied anguish, all that is true, that is gold, that is meant to be is within this endless and somehow eternal cycle of Billy & Courtney.I hope you will take my sincerest apologies for all the thousand ways I sometimes offend you, because I know you are a king, a prince, and my beautiful noble boy. No one will ever force my hand, nothing will come between the truth of what we are:

    Eternal lovers
    Eternal fighters
    Eternal warriors.

    Let the forces and the shock and awe loose from its cages, all credit where it is due. I love and you and can never thank you enough.Your soul (and you know this).

    Xxx CLC

    The pure majesty of those words deserves more than Facebook. The outpourings of Love’s heart are a word mural, and merit a canvas on the side of a Chevy van. Corgan couldn’t refuse an apology that depicted “bigger-than-god-louder-than-love karma” the way it is truly meant to be seen: with airbrushed dragons. [The Daily Swarm]