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Courtney Love Not Changing Her Name Now

10:45 a.m. · April 23, 2010 · by Andrew Winistorfer

I know the world pretty much stopped still yesterday* at the news Courtney Love was going to be changing her name. But the world stopped spinning in vain*: Courtney is NOT changing her name to Courtney Michelle, says her publicist.

"She's not changing her name, unless it's to Courtney Love Mellencamp or Big Baby Jesus," Love's spokesperson said. 

Ho, ho, ho. Apparently Love has a thing for John Mellancamp/10-year-old O.D.B. jokes that weren't funny when they were said by comedians on VH1 in 2000 (or at least her publicist does). At any rate, you don't have to worry about changing your Courtney Love tattoo now. Which is good for you, since tattoo removal is painful. [Spinner]  

*- The world did not stop still yesterday. 

*- Seriously, the world didn't stop spinning. There are more important stories than the fact the woman who might have killed Kurt Cobain was changing her name. Like stories about poverty?