Can This Pickle Get More Fans Than Nickelback?

    Just this weekend, I wrote a letter to the Internet. Here’s what I said:

     

    Dear Dave Internet,

     

    Please deliver us something hilarious this week. You’ve been off recently. Ever since Mini Daddy, really.

     

    Sincerely,

    Your Friend Andrew.

     

    And today, here comes that thing: Someone on Facebook is lobbying to get a dill pickle more fans than Nickelback. The group was created eight days ago, and the pickle already has over 500,000 fans, which seems exactly the right amount of fans for a pickle to have on Facebook. But the pickle needs at least one more than 1,392,481 fans in order to beat Nickelback, so let’s do this guys. Let’s push this pickle all the way to the top. We’ve got to act fast; this pickle might go bad.