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Bullies to have field day in 10 years with Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale’s new kid
“Well Zuma, mom and dad were trying to assert our collective coolness over you, and we thought the name Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale was so bad ass. I mean, it’s close to Zima, but it’s not. We can’t just name you ‘Tom’ or ‘Dave’ or ‘Billy.’ Your parents used to be rock stars. You have to have a weird name.”
As far as bad celebrity baby names, I still think Jermaine Jackson’s son Jermajesty takes the cake, since it’s supposed to be “your majesty” and no one had the heart to tell Jermaine he was stupid.
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Hahahahaha.... omg.
That brought me to tears.
Good stuff dude.
bwahahaa.
actually he'll be a good looking kid though so his insane name will probably seem cool.
right. now he has to be good-looking AND super awesome. ugly nerd named "zuma" will mean wedgie-central. euro-jerk named "zuma" will just make him a complete douche and kind of silly in a zoolander way. the only way this name will be cool is if he is a hot, smart, humble, nice guy. no bleach-blond pompadours. no singing about machine heads. no pressure, kid.
"Zumma" should have been a throat baby.
Maybe they named him after the Neil Young album. That could make it cool.
No. It'd still be retarded.
come on, 'Jermajesty' is genius