And now for some comic relief amidst all this indie rock news. Today we learned of the tracklist for the new Britney Spears album Blackout, which, as we told you earlier, is now slated for an October 30 release. (Just in time for Halloween! Scary! What do you bet "Britney at the VMAs" will be the female costume du jour this year?) Jokes will certainly abound with some of these song titles. Gems include "Get Naked (I Got a Plan)," "Freakshow," "Why Should I Be Sad" (go ahead and insert your own answer), and the so funny an SNL boy band mocking skit from the late '90s couldn't even have come up with it "Hot as Ice." All the songs in all their well-named glory after the jump... "Gimme More" "Piece of Me" "Radar" "Break the Ice" "Heaven on Earth" "Get Naked (I Got a Plan)" "Freakshow" "Toy Soldier" "Hot As Ice" "Ooh Ooh Baby" "Perfect Lover" "Why Should I Be Sad"
Ay Yo Technology. Britney don't look like that no more.
Yung Daba
So you would prefer a pic of what she does look like now?
John Zeiss
i'd like a pic of Beyonce
Yung Daba
Do her new phones come preloaded with them?
John Zeiss
These still aren't titled as badly as her old song "E-mail My Heart."Speaking of late '90s SNL, remember when James Van Der Beek hosted, and there was a boy band skit where they performed "Conjugate My Love?"
China
Yes! They were called 6 Degrees Celsius. I remember the Beek with some line like, "Girl, you're a freak! I don't even know what that is. I'll get a book and look it up or something."
these song titles are ridiculous.
Dave Park
Ay Yo Technology. Britney don't look like that no more.
Yung Daba
So you would prefer a pic of what she does look like now?
John Zeiss
i'd like a pic of Beyonce
Yung Daba
Do her new phones come preloaded with them?
John Zeiss
These still aren't titled as badly as her old song "E-mail My Heart."Speaking of late '90s SNL, remember when James Van Der Beek hosted, and there was a boy band skit where they performed "Conjugate My Love?"
China
Yes! They were called 6 Degrees Celsius. I remember the Beek with some line like, "Girl, you're a freak! I don't even know what that is. I'll get a book and look it up or something."
John Zeiss
And he sang it while wearing an eye patch!
China