Funny, but I always thought that rock bottom for Brit Brit (oh yeah, I just went there) would be ''"starring in the world'''s first Porno Musical''" or ''"turning into a mozzarella stick''" or something. Friends: '''twas not to be.
Indeed, I'''m afraid that the bottom has fallen out for Ms. Spears''but it'''s a little lower on the shoddenfreud scale than some of us may have had in mind. Actually it'''s kind of lame: Maxim, tackling the hard issues like never before, has just deemed Britney''¦wait for it''¦''"marginally more sexy than Amy Winehouse.''" The agony.
Spears, whose ''"''¦Baby One More Time''" video kick-started about half a generation'''s worth of sexual awakenings (and even that'''s probably a bit conservative), has nonetheless managed to draw lucky numero cinco in Maxim'''s new list of ''"The Five Un-Sexiest Women Alive.''"
When asked for comment, Rock Bottom said ''"we'''re flattered by the attention, we really are. It'''s an exciting time here.''"
Your full list:

5.) Britney Spears
4.) Madonna
3.) Sandra Oh
2.) Amy Winehouse
1.) Sarah Jessica Parker

[Shoutmouth]