Funny, but I always thought that rock bottom for Brit Brit (oh yeah, I just went there) would be ''"starring in the world'''s first Porno Musical''" or ''"turning into a mozzarella stick''" or something. Friends: '''twas not to be. Indeed, I'''m afraid that the bottom has fallen out for Ms. Spears''but it'''s a little lower on the shoddenfreud scale than some of us may have had in mind. Actually it'''s kind of lame: Maxim, tackling the hard issues like never before, has just deemed Britney''¦wait for it''¦''"marginally more sexy than Amy Winehouse.''" The agony. Spears, whose ''"''¦Baby One More Time''" video kick-started about half a generation'''s worth of sexual awakenings (and even that'''s probably a bit conservative), has nonetheless managed to draw lucky numero cinco in Maxim'''s new list of ''"The Five Un-Sexiest Women Alive.''" When asked for comment, Rock Bottom said ''"we'''re flattered by the attention, we really are. It'''s an exciting time here.''" Your full list:
5.) Britney Spears 4.) Madonna 3.) Sandra Oh 2.) Amy Winehouse 1.) Sarah Jessica Parker
The word is "schadenfreude", not bleeping "shoddenfreud". It might be a good idea to try and check the spelling of words if you're, you know, trying to be a writer and shit. Unless, of course, you were trying to be humorous. But I don't think so.
Slobodan Chutzpah
That is a classic photo.
Tine
you cannot deny sarah jessica parker looks like a horse. no one can.
Nat Weiner
I took "shoddenfreud" to be a play on words with the word "shoddy," but maybe I'm giving a mistake the benefit of the doubt.
The word is "schadenfreude", not bleeping "shoddenfreud". It might be a good idea to try and check the spelling of words if you're, you know, trying to be a writer and shit. Unless, of course, you were trying to be humorous. But I don't think so.
Slobodan Chutzpah
That is a classic photo.
Tine
you cannot deny sarah jessica parker looks like a horse. no one can.
Nat Weiner
I took "shoddenfreud" to be a play on words with the word "shoddy," but maybe I'm giving a mistake the benefit of the doubt.
John Zeiss