Brandon Flowers opens mouth, hilarity ensues

Via: NME
Killers frontman Brandon Flowers should really consider just shutting up from now on unless he's singing. Last week, we told you about the "advice" Flowers was trying to give to Thom Yorke and now, in a recent interview with GQ, Flowers explains how his band's name might be literal in his case. Apparently, Flowers ran someone over one time in his car.
"I hit him pretty fast, I was going about 50, he was drunk, he just walked into my lane on the freeway''¦I was honking and hitting the breaks but I couldn't stop in time. I hit him," he added''¦It was terrible. Pretty traumatic. He hit my windshield, smashed it up... His shoes fell off. Their shoes fall off, did you know that?"
So, you hit somone with your car, and it was traumatic for you?
Sadly, Flowers never found out what happened to the man in question, because police didn't tell him. You can expect every drunk who's ever been hit by a car to be sticking their hand out now though. Way to go Brandon!
If these ridiculous and fairly insensitive comments weren't enough, Flowers also had the following to say about being religious while in a rock band:
"I think Bob Dylan said you can't be a Mormon and be cool, but I don't know. I feel pretty cool sometimes."
I think I might just have to start a weekly feature that rounds up all of Brandon's quotes. Dude's the Holy Grail of stupidity at this point.
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18 Responses

October 5, 2006 at 8:27 a.m.

Douchechill!

October 5, 2006 at 8:35 a.m.

this was the premise of a Dane Cook joke. i think he's been making a lot of things up recently. i like the Killers.

October 5, 2006 at 8:57 a.m.

i like the headline here. He's a mormon? it explains so much. The Killers are an awful band, to be sure, but they are kind of this generation's stone temple pilots, no?

October 5, 2006 at 11:50 a.m.

he is mormon?

October 6, 2006 at 9:52 a.m.

What's with the condescending gossip rag tone? Yeah, the Killers suck and Brandon Flowers seems like a dork, but Prefix mag reads less like news and more like Perez Hilton.

October 13, 2006 at 9:37 a.m.

holy fuck i love the killers and so hes gonna say stuff leave them the fuck alone all this is so stupid your just trying to get people to hate them cause i bet u do and i also bet dont have anything else better to do with your time . so he hit a guy with his car it was an accident and he tried to stop and tried to miss him but sometimes you cant and that doesnt make him a bad guy. you stupid people twist things around and make it sound like its all their fault (and in this case it was )but what ever hes a person WE ARE ALL PEOPLE WHO MAKE MISTAKES LEAVE US ALONE

October 21, 2006 at 2:59 p.m.

i love the killers....u guys are just jealous that brandon flowers is better looking than u are. Grow the fuck up and stop talking smack about someone with talent and spirituality. way to go killers. keep making great music...i love sams town.

November 13, 2006 at 2:28 p.m.

people can love the killers and brandon flowers, but it is really just because of the music. i think that the killers are very talented. to all the diehard brandon fans, you should know that you don't really know brandon flowers, so quit assuming that he's a great person. just say that he's a great musician.

November 15, 2006 at 8:49 a.m.

Haha I love reading critical comments, I think it's funny how humans have sections purely devoted to finding the negatives slash flaws of other peoplelol i actually think that cool mormon quote is really cuteleave him alone, hes adorable ah the killers are the best

November 19, 2006 at 2:56 p.m.

you peaple need to back off and leave brandon alone! he still a great singer! and brandon dont listen to these peaple their just jelouse because they dont have the talent like you do. keep up the good work brandon! and brandon remember dont listen to all these haters because thoses haters are a bunch of dumbasses that dont know anything about you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

November 19, 2006 at 4:03 p.m.

Prett Vapid

November 21, 2006 at 7:22 p.m.

hey barry I sugest you learn how to spell your own word because I believe that you spelled stupid wrong! AND LEAVE BRANDON ALONE ALREADY! AND IF YOU DONT LIKE THEM THEN WHY ARE YOU PEAPLE COMMENTING ON A SINGER THAT YOU DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT YOU DUMBASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

June 11, 2007 at 5:10 p.m.

Mmmm...it's understandable for you to be jealous of Brandon, afterall he's got money, fame, talent, looks, etc, and all you've got is........this..Enough said.

June 11, 2007 at 5:45 p.m.

It was just a way funnier joke when Dane Cook said it. A lot gets lost when you move from the stage to paper. Plus, it's easier to remember that a standup comedian may not be telling the truth. I'm not sure why you guys thought this dude was, though. You can't believe what you read.

June 11, 2007 at 9:51 p.m.

I love The killers nd Brandon most of all. Shut the **** up about him! So we might not know him personally but why the **** do you careenough to crush dreams! The Killers rock and yall are jealous you will never be as sexy as Brandon, right Brandon fans? lol,I am sorry, i thought it was funn! Thier shoes fall off did you know that?lmao!

July 23, 2007 at 3:14 p.m.

Um i hate Brandon Flowers for other reasons but its kinda nyc that he cared about that drunk man.

November 16, 2007 at 10:04 a.m.

I have to laugh..."the holy grail of stupidity!!" While I like their music, I have to agree that he comes off kinda self rightous and stupid. Worst of all though ...A MORMAN!! I think Bob could'nt have been more right!!

May 18, 2008 at 3:57 a.m.

i think they took the quote way out of context and surrounded it instead with a horrible tone. every time the media just puts everything into a bad light. they can make a quote about how cute kittens are sound terrible. i honestly dont think brandon meant it in that way at all and the way it's skewed in this article is pathetic.

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