In all actuality, seemingly strange artist-related merchandise shouldn't weird us out anymore. But it does, especially when it's as random as this one. Apparently Will Oldham's guise of Bonnie "Prince" Billy has his own blend of coffee, which you can purchase for $20 at the Drag City website. As you might have guessed, the best part about the product -- like Disney's shudder-inducing Joy Division tee -- is description. Read it and chuckle below:
Overtones of chocolate, leather and non-wacky tobaccy pair favorably with Wolfroy Goes To Town, available for purchase here of courses, or fresh muskmelons, for which we recommend that you contact your local free-range melon farmer.
Haha, sounds good. [Stereogum]
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