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Bonnaroo Will Teach You How To Grow 'Shrooms
Okay, hippies, let's hear it. Please, tell us all about what's wrong with hipsters. Yeah, you're into "independent" thinking while those Williamsburgers and Wicker Parkinites are such sheep that even Wal-Mart now sells a cheap fixed gear marketed toward them. Sure, tell us about Bonnaroo '06, and how fucking cool it was when Radiohead played some of their new In Rainbows shit. Sure, you can't remember exactly what it sounded like because you were smoking hash mixed with opium and you thought the dude that sold you the acid was sketchy, so you took an additional three hits and were tripping balls, but that shit Thom Yorke was saying was fuckingmind-opening.
Well Hippie McTripster, aren't you fucking happy that according to Nashville Scene you can now learn to grow your own mushrooms at this year's Bonnaroo? You don't even have to deal with that lame dude who came into your site offering moldy drugs. You can now be that dude! And sure, the press release reads that growing mushrooms is offered to patrons to "help them start their own gardens." But, shit, you don't care about planting beets, you just want to get high! Thank God for you, Bonnaroo. You've given us another excuse to see Dave Matthews yelp annoyingly for three hours.
Listen, can we all just admit that Bonnaroo is as contrived a music festival as any other? Can we just admit it's the same thing as Lollapalooza and Coachella except in a different location? You, new-age hippie, who rebels against the "system" by not showering yet have never protested anything in you're entire life, this is marketing targeted toward you. And, guess what? You're going to eat it up, because a music promotion company (AC Entertainment in this case) has you figured out, and you are going to eat out of their hand. Bonnaroo is about independence and music, so what bands are you going to skip to become an amateur farmer?
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dumb. your just jealous you dont have a ticket.
Mara
hater
def written by someone over 35. go drink your low carb beer, douche
jim
hahaha whatever homie, you're six if not seven years late on hating on bonnaroo, everyones shat all over it since it wasnt a strictly jam band scene and honestly, no one cares anymore. if you aren't about it, don't go retard, ranting gets you no where but looking like a fool
homie
see..i don't read jealousy. i read truth. these sh!ts r big business, and the same assy headliners make the rounds. DUDEFEST!!
dookie
i don't read jealousy or truth, i read no life, why do people gotta be all up in other peoples business all the time? if some people wanna go to bonnaroo, let them, they arent hurting anyone, so just shutup and get on with your life. i cannot believe they let this jerk write articles. more importantly, i dont understand why this loser can curse in his article but the website restricts me from doing it, ridiculous.
homie
Wow. This isn't even an article, it is just a rant. I thought Prefix was a little classier than to just publish somebody venting because some dirty-hippie, wanna-be, scenester, hipster, called him a indie-cred whore. Come on Prefix... screen your "articles"
I live here. I resent the Ecological footprint. Having a son in rehab and watching 1,000's of stoned hippies (who never protested a thing - so that's a misnomer) come through my community, I resent the drug use - though admittedly, I am an old hippie who regrets any contribution I made to that legacy ~ just being honest. As I watched 100's & 100's of HWY Patrol forces being used in a state where people are starving and we're # 47 in infant mortality - I couldn't help but GAG on the whole idea - the lack of human evolution. Call me a spoilsport if you want. I'm an optimist, however.
Trippsmom