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Blind Melon's Bee Girl Grows Up, Seeks Real Life

6:40 p.m. · December 11, 2008 · by Tony Sclafani

MTV is reporting that one of their self-created child stars, Heather DeLoach, has graduated college and is looking to move beyond being typecast as her best-known role, the "Bee Girl" in that old Blind Melon video. You'd think they'd offer her a reality program or something, but they're reporting she's getting gigs on "E.R." and in something call "Balls of Fury.

This comes on the heels of other news that the naked baby on Nirvana's "Nevermind" album cover is almost grown and looking to capitalize on the massive success he had as an infant.

Maybe these two alterna-kids should get together -- or better yet form a support group with other alterna-kids who were on alternative album covers. Hey! How about they hook up with those two little kids whose naked alterna-butts were shown on Soul Asylum's "Grave Dancer's Union" cover? Come to think of it, you wonder where those kids will wind up when they want to cash in on their few minutes of alterna-fame?