Yoohoo. Where are you? Have y’all noticed how dead the Internet is today? It is like 1996 update frequency out there. Someone update their Geocities page on the double! Is it because of St. Patrick’s Day? It could be. I guess I’ll be celebrating it later. Namely by trying to put a little Irish into someone*. But are all of you celebrating it right now? At noon? Are you all drunk right now? I bet you are all so vomity. You puked all over your Callahan auto T-shirt right now, didn’t you?
At any rate, here’s my St. Patrick’s Day gift to you: Some brave soul has recreated the Beastie Boys’ “Sabotage” video with footage from Battlestar Galactica. Just think, without the Internet, we’d be living in a world that doesn’t have someone who recreated the video for “Sabotage” using footage from Battlestar Galactica. Nice work, everyone. Next up, let’s watch this live recreation of the opening of the Goof Troop movie. Necessity is the fuel for invention. We obviously needed the Internet for stuff like this, guys.
*- I’d like to apologize to my one Irish ancestor for that one. Though I feel if my great-great-great aunt were here, we’d high-five over that one. Procreation, after all, is the number one sport in Ireland.