If you've seen Funny People, you know Aziz Ansari's Raaaaaaaandy is by far the funniest part of that movie. Apparently Aziz isn't ready to give the character up: He and Dave Sitek of TV on the Radio are getting ready to release a hip-hop mixtape that will "bust a nut on your pillow" in February, 2010. So buckle up, mother fuckers, because here's all you need to know about the mixtape:
"All your punkass needs to know right now is: 1. Y'all ain't ready. 2. Motherfuckers need to know. 3. Get yo' shit."
If this thing is half as funny as the poster/announcement, this will be the best. [Pitchfork]