If you think of the Christmas holiday as having any shred of sanctity and dignity any more...well...you won't after viewing this disturbing little promo clip from noise-rockers Apes. It's a hype-builder for the band's upcoming album Ghost Games, slated for a February 19 release on Gypsy Eyes, in which "The Night Before Christmas" is turned into a cautionary tale about hipsters, the fashions they love, and the possible reproductive consequences of said fads. Enjoy!


It's funny cuz it's true.