I've watched about seven minutes of FOX News during my time here on Earth (I watched it a lot when I lived on Neptune*), so can someone explain to me what the hell is going on with Red Eye? First they hire Pink Eyes from Fucked Up as a regular contributor, and now they're consulting with Andrew W.K. about infidelity? I had a dream that started like this once, and it did not end well.

At least Mr. W.K. behaved the only way you can when being questioned by people on FOX News: he made a stretched out horror face while the guy was asking him questions. Seriously, I think that's the only proper response to listening to someone asking you, Andrew W.K., rocker and man about town, about infidelity. I also love how he jumps out of the face he's making to offer a one word response and acts like nothing happened. Well played, kind sir. Well played. [Stereogum]

*- I apologize for that terrible (non) joke. I am sorry. :(