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Amazing Quotes From Ozzy Osbourne's Autobiography Released

Amazing Quotes From Ozzy Osbourne's Autobiography Released

The L.A. Times music blog has gotten their hands on an early xopy of Ozzy Osbourne's autobiography, I Am Ozzy, and completely in line with expectations, the thing has some Spinal Tap-esque quotes. Here's the intro, followed by a few other choice lines:

Other people's memories of the stuff in this book might not be the same as mine. I ain't gonna argue with 'em. Over the past forty years I've been loaded on booze, coke, acid, Quaaludes, glue, cough mixture, heroin, Rohypnol, Klonopin, Vicodin, and too many other heavy-duty substances to list in this footnote. On more than a few occasions I was on all of these at the same time. I'm not the fucking Encyclopedia Britannica, put it that way. What you read here is what dribbled out of the jelly I call my brain when I asked it for my life story. Nothing more, nothing less...

 

On getting released from prison:

I was a free man, and I'd survived prison without being arse raped or beaten to a pulp.

So how come I felt so fucking sad?

 

On another potential career path:

Now, they're lethal fucking things, electric welders.

I can relate to the prison one; I've often ended my near butt-rape scenarios with wondering how I could be so fucking sad. Not really! This seems incredible. It's out now. [LA Times]

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