AOL Music has got albums streams today. What albums are they streaming? Well: Justin Timberlake: Because hipsters need to say, "see, I like some non-indie music." The Rapture: Because the day of reckoning is totally nigh, dude. Yo La Tengo: Because, well, they just rule. Barenaked Ladies: Because Canada's coolness really needed to be checked. Brazilian Girls: Because this band is really just lame and boring.
John Mayer: Because records like this help me feel more smug and superior. Lionel Richie: Because holy shit this is Lionel Richie we are talking about.

So money.