Akon says Michael Jackson will never tour again

It's good that there are some musicians like Akon who are willing to share their inside knowledge with the populace. Here I've been sitting on my hands for the last decade or so waiting for Michael Jackson to break out the sparkle jacket and patent leather shoes for a tour. While the gloved one is apparently content to just let the masses suffer, Akon offered this take on the lack of live Jackson:

 

"If you want quality concerts and quality performances [then the media] have to lay off people. Michael Jackson is the best performer ever and he can't even focus - you will never see another tour from him. [The media] plays a big role in that. It affects the people they're writing about. It's a lot to do with Michael Jackson not coming out and being open."

 

While most music fans would have blamed the fallout from the various criminal charges, Jackson's deteriorating physical appearance and generally bizarre behavior over the last twenty years, it's nice to know that the media is in fact responsible for his silence. Consider my subscription to People and Entertainment Weekly cancelled. [Angry Ape]

 

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23 Responses

December 15, 2008 at 8:47 p.m.

Stop smelling like little boy's bootyholes and maybe they'll leave you alone.

December 15, 2008 at 11:23 p.m.

TheAbstract

maybe you should stop havng sex with your dog,then michael will tour again.

December 16, 2008 at 12:46 a.m.

Wow, Nancy's head is way too big for her body.

December 16, 2008 at 1:27 a.m.

The MJ jokes got old about a decade ago. Try reading some evidence about the case instead of repeating the same 2 jokes that the media has brainwashed into your tiny skull.

Oh, how hopeless America is. To TheAbstract: you are the epitome of the american stigma of dumb sheep just following whatever the hell anybody tells them.

Ahhhhh I weep for our future if people can't even enjoy Michael Jackson's music.

December 16, 2008 at 1:27 a.m.

Jacko's insanity might be reaching new heights.

http://starcasm.net/archives/2054

December 16, 2008 at 1:27 a.m.

TheAbstract

Maybe you should stop masturbating to Rick Astley.

December 16, 2008 at 1:27 a.m.

oh good, abstract, you can quote katt williams.

you're a genius.

December 16, 2008 at 1:27 a.m.

Haha, i love when people like TheAbstract make complete fools of themselves without any assistance necessary.

The article is about the media destroying Michael Jackson's focus to create music, and what does TheAbstract do? Regurgitate the same crap the media has been spewing about MJ for years.

HAH The United States is screwed. Too many morons around here. I'm moving to another country, Michael Jackson has the right idea.

December 16, 2008 at 2:42 a.m.

Michael jackson forever!!!!!!!!!!

December 16, 2008 at 10:21 a.m.

Akon is the man.
Best of his attributed, he appreciates talent and genius when he sees it. MJ and Whitney!!

December 16, 2008 at 11:11 a.m.

i thought this article is lampooning the idea of media as scapegoat?

December 16, 2008 at 12:37 p.m.

hahaha, I knew I would draw out the MJ fanatics.

"NUH-UH!"

All jokes aside though, he would be much more successful if he'd stop boozing up ten year-olds with the Jesus juice.

December 16, 2008 at 4:58 p.m.

to the abstract, what are you on about, "he would be more successful.....blah blah..." he's one of the most successful artist EVER if not THE most. You really are an idiot.I'm not even a jackson fan but i'm not blinded by tabloids and jerk-offs like you. GROW UP

December 16, 2008 at 4:58 p.m.

I new it, the press has made its part, sad, i was hoping go an MJ show someday.

December 16, 2008 at 9:35 p.m.

TheAbstract..You are quite the idiot. Obviously you have not done your research, you hear the jokes and believe it is a fact...Which is pretty pathetic. Do your research, and what the hell is Jesus juice anyways? Obviously it's something that people think is funny and at the same time a put down...Which is saying Jesus is nothing but trouble? No. Anyways. You really shouldn't open your mouth unless you know what you're talking about. Fail.

December 16, 2008 at 10:17 p.m.

that sucks!!! DAMN IT!!! he needs to realize that he still has millions of fans. GO OUT AND SHOW THE WORLD MICHAEL!!!!!!!

December 17, 2008 at 1:40 a.m.

michael jackson is the one and only king of pop
a day hasnot passed that i havenot listen to the music of this genius,
michael you are the king of my heart

December 17, 2008 at 1:40 a.m.

That person who goes by the name "TheAbstract" is a perfect example of an idiot, the new breed of unintelligent ppl. He talks about the only subject he knows I think cus, his brain is his penis.

December 21, 2008 at 7:44 p.m.

Michael has a potentially fatal illness and needs an urgent lubng transplant ?? Thats worrying me more than him not doin a tour again...anyone know if this is true,, if it is...o my ....goodnesssss,, i will cry...tell me someone.. ):

January 21, 2009 at 7:54 a.m.

Go Team Michael !
Michael U R Da Best !
King of pop 4 Life Yall !
You Still got it !
Ur Famous, u have 3 cool kidz !
Im only 12 yrz old & im da only OBBSESIVE fan at my skewl .
believe me i c heepz ov ladiez wantin to marry you !
I dont know how my life would be without u ! I will never ever be
entertained by anyone else !

p.s if u an mj hater readin dis dont even reply cos i ain got time 4 yo childish games .

February 3, 2009 at 10:17 a.m.

Abstract's only point was that he has tarnished his reputation by engaging in behavior which could bring up the posibility of child abuse.

I understand he was aquited, but its clearly something which has affected his public persona forever.

However, he is still a musical genious and an active humanitarian, so I do not wish his achievments to go unnoticed. He just should have avoided saying on camera that he has slept in the same bed as a minor. Even if he never mollested the child in any way, it is still innapropriate for them to even be sharing a bed - so comments like theAbstracts are not coming from fantasy land, it is perfectly possible to see where the suspiscion comes from

February 17, 2009 at 8:44 a.m.

It is over a decade since MJ's last major tour and 5 years on since last molestation case and the media and jokes are still going around. Even when the guy is trying to keep himself low key. I agree whilst the media are still hounding on him and his past he will never tour. It just shows how empty the world of media is that they have to keep falling back on Michael Jackson. He will always be King of Pop and people will still listen to the great music he produced. It is a pity that there is so many shallow minded people out there that want to believe everything they see written about MJ.

March 3, 2009 at 9:01 a.m.

Yes, sadly it is true... The media today is full of crap! They seriously need to find something else to do other than to steep so low as to go name calling man who is really just an innocent man! When I see these people post comments like that sub human theabstract, I start to wonder how I cAn even live over here in the us. Life here just isn't what it use to be. All you see nowadays is people without common sense and the power to think! You see high school dropouts everywhere you go, adults with no life that also stoop so low as to refer to name calling! It makes me sick when I see people like this. I only wish people would see all the good MJ has done and to stop listening to the media that repeats the same thing over and over again brainwashing this generation of adolecents. I, as a fourteen year old fan can say that anyone who has ever believed the media to go online and search for all the trials and accusations that happened and also to use their common sense and to see what is real and what is not, what is right and what is wrong, and also to question ones self; how would I feel and react to the hate and lies of the global media? And answer thy question with your deepest truth, answer it with your heart, not your gut, your gut is what made you think the way you did all these years. Now I know what many of you are thinking, hey, this is a snobby little kid, what does he know? Well, I can tell you this, this generation of teens and kids have an abundance of knowledge built through hundreds of years of past experiences of our ancestors, yet many decide to be followers, and fall the same old paths and not make their own decicions. That is why humans today are not advancing and using the past as a new gate, a new door for new ideas and paths. They prefer to keep going through the same path and through the same traps and failures. That I'd why I ask of you who may come across this, please, stop this nonsense and act your age! You are not children anymore! Times have changed and so have our views of religion, orientation, race, society, and nearly everything else. So please, use your heart and mind, sit down and study the problem and then speak!

Sincerely,
Some fourteen year old.

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