It's good that there are some musicians like Akon who are willing to share their inside knowledge with the populace. Here I've been sitting on my hands for the last decade or so waiting for Michael Jackson to break out the sparkle jacket and patent leather shoes for a tour. While the gloved one is apparently content to just let the masses suffer, Akon offered this take on the lack of live Jackson:
"If you want quality concerts and quality performances [then the media] have to lay off people. Michael Jackson is the best performer ever and he can't even focus - you will never see another tour from him. [The media] plays a big role in that. It affects the people they're writing about. It's a lot to do with Michael Jackson not coming out and being open."
While most music fans would have blamed the fallout from the various criminal charges, Jackson's deteriorating physical appearance and generally bizarre behavior over the last twenty years, it's nice to know that the media is in fact responsible for his silence. Consider my subscription to People and Entertainment Weekly cancelled. [Angry Ape]

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