A&E has a news item up on its website that announces the greenlighting of Hammertime, a reality show that follows MC Hammer, his wife, five kids and two nephews as they live their lives in Oakland, Calif. I'm sure Hammer lives an incredibly "interesting" life that is worthy of a TV show since he's the guy responsible for "Pumps and a Bump" and he has "a lot" of projects going (at least according to A&E).

 

Let me play Hammertime odds maker:

 

Odds that Hammertime will be worse than Osbournes Reloaded: 7/2

Odds that "Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em" is used as an episode title: 2/1

Odds that Hammertime will be as boring as Snoop Dogg's Father Hood: Push

[via Idolator]