EDIT: Aaron Carter has called off the wedding as hastily as he announced it. This was most likely a publicity stunt for some new reality show that he and his hack brother are starring in with the rest of their unspectacular siblings. Aside from the headline and ridiculous fact B, I feel that the rest of what I've said is still valid. I'm considering calling for the mass boycott of this show because Aaron Carter made me look slightly bad. Enjoy this now irrelevant blog entry...
There's too much good stuff not to quote here from this brilliantly written chartattack.com article.

"Aaron Carter, the young singer who rode to fame on the coat-tails of older brother Nick Carter's success with *NSYNC, is now planning to marry his sibling's ex-girlfriend, Playboy Playmate Kari Ann Peniche. Carter, 18, proposed to the 22-year-old Peniche on stage during a show that was part of the Playboy Comedy Tour at the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas. Peniche told People magazine that the proposal caught her off guard, but she was happy that it happened."

I'm not sure what's more ridiculous here...
a) The fact that a Chart Attack staff writer can't differentiate the Backstreet Boys from *NSYNC. Regardless of your feeling about the boy band movement, anyone with a pulse knows which members were in each group. And thanks to the magic of the internet, I'm sure that quote will change and the masses will never realize the ineptitude of the mythical ChartAttack.com Staff Writer. I wouldn't attach my name to that either.
b) The fact that this girl banged one Carter, then turned around and married the other. Aside from being slightly creepy, I'm sure there will be some interesting family holidays in the future. Personally, I think she still wants a piece of Nick's bank account.
c) The fact that he proposed to her at the Playboy Comedy Tour. If this marriage actually lasts to the point where they have kids, I'm pretty sure this will not be one of the stories told.

"Peniche was named Miss United States Teen in 2003, but was stripped of her title after she posed nude for Playboy in November 2004. She's appeared in the movies Species III and Grilled, as well as an episode of the television show, Minding The Store."

If there's one thing this article tells me about this girl, it's that she's an absolute winner.

"Carter sold more than 1.5 million copies of his 2000 album, Aaron's Party (Come Get It). It was followed by Oh Aaron in 2001 and Another Earthquake! in 2002. The inexplicable Come Get It: The Very Best Of Aaron Carter came out earlier this year."

1.5 MILLION?!?!?!?!?!? Little Brother can't sell a 100,000 copies of The Minstrel Show, but this sells 1.5 MILLION??? Also, whoever came up with the title Another Earthquake! should be charged with treason for shaming the entire American population. If The Very Best Of... album is inexplicable, Another Earthquake! is inexcusable.
[Source: Chart Attack]