Have you ever played that game where you compete to see who can come up with the hypothetical worst movie ever? (“Um…it would star Pauly Shore and George Hamilton. And be directed by Ed Wood.”) If you haven’t, you should really try it. Anyway, I was reminded of that game after reading reports of a new film starring 50 Cent and – wait for it – Nicholas Cage called The Dance. Details are scant right now, but the basics are that 50 will play a boxer who’s sent to jail and that the film is an “action drama.” No release date given as of yet. Note also that the film will be the first big screen production of Cheetah Vision, a film production company recently launched by Mr. Cent and partner Randall Emmett. [via Contactmusic]