50 Cent Goes On Anti-Masturbation Rant On Twitter


    Listen, Internet, 50 Cent wants you to cool it on the naughty stuff. 50 hit Twitter yesterday with some words of wisdom on masturbation. “Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!! Lol God is watching you,” he writes. But the rapper/actor/mogul doesn’t just want to leave his idle-handed followers hanging, so he provided some very specific instructions.

    The patented 50 Cent keeping-it-in-your-pants method is as follows, “Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites / Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you / Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs / Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines.” There you go, world, masturbation solved. Thanks 50.