
Instructions for listening to the new hyped-up Wale track "Talk2Me."
1. Put that shit on your iPod.
2. Wait for that party this Saturday at the pad with the parents that are out of town.
3. Go to the party.
4. Raid all the Adderall in the medicine cabinet. Pass them out to everyone at the party.
5. Drink that shit with the Vodka that was found in the upper cabinets of the kitchen. It's the crappy kind that comes in a plastic bottle but like you care.
6. Fill up the Vodka bottle back up with water and put it back.
7. Input your iPod into the speakers and press play. Make sure to not blow your buddy's speakers.
8. After you've listen to the song seven times in a row and are overwhelmed with how much Wale kills it, come to the realization that you'll never be a rapper and that you should take your brother's advice and apply for a job at UPS.