Have you heard of Trey Songz? Apparently dude is the greatest inventor of all time (fuck Thomas Edison): He is claiming, via his new single, that he invented sex. Not literally, it's just his new ladie-getting gimmick to claim that he is the best sexter of all time. Which is a private thing to admit on a family-friendly stage on the Jimmy Kimmel show, which Trey did last night. The performance was kind of a mess (a lot of out-of-breath shouting), but probably because Trey was in his laboratory inventing sex when he was supposed to be rehearsing.
But Calvin Harris invented disco.
I forgot he had a song called "I Invented Sex."