The guys from The Real are back with a guide to aspiring rappers hoping to make a splash by freestyling. Here are some choice quotables from the clip.

"Jin tha MC and I were talking about it while he was bagging my groceries just last week."

 

"Now, I'm not much of a rapper, but memorizing a bunch of generic punchlines makes me appear to be a rapper which, is good enough for the record execs at Koch Records who'll give me a one year record deal which is what every kid dreams about."