“Telephone” f. Beyonce (Passion Pit Remix)

    World’s been colliding, y’all: Electropoppers Passion Pit have remixed Lady Gaga’s “Telephone,” because, well, of course they did. The Pits add a rambling intro, before setting it off with some bubbly synths around the chorus. This, like every remix ever, essentially, is fans-only, kids. I can’t imagine anyone going, “I prefer this to the original. This is fantastic.” It’s adequate, at best. [Stereogum]