Many moons ago, I hopped out my bed and declared Soulja Boy had killed the word “swag” dead. He’s not above beating dead horses even more dead; here’s his new single “Swag Up,” and it is pretty much about as bad as you can imagine a song called “Swag Up” would be. This sounds just like when someone who can’t rap tries to rap, except that this is by a guy who is signed to a major label. Who also can’t rap.
Soulja’s Deandre Way is due out on Nov. 30.