Nothing makes me feel like an out-of-touch old man more than the whole craze behind Twilight: Secret of the Ooze*. All I know for sure is that it seems pretty crazy to dream of getting boned by a wimpy vampire. I mean I guess wanting an abstinent relationship with a guy who drinks blood is probably for the better (AIDS and all), but still, this is crazy. Or at least I assume that's what's happening. I don't know shit. I have to guy buy some antacids.
What's crazier to me, though, is a band (in this case Metric) not only hitching itself to the Twilight: Prisoner of Azkaban but then appearing in a video where werewolves try to bone a vampire's lady. Or something. To be honest, I was more intrigued by why you'd carry drums to the top of a hill and throw them off, or why there are so many people looking out into an ocean. I just have to assume that this plays heavily in Twilight: The Quickening. But like I said, I have no idea.
The soundtrack to Twilight: With a Vengeance is out now.
* That and the heart problems.
