Lady Gaga's "Telephone" is about how when she's in the club, you can't call her because she's dancing, or something. Beyonce co-stars. Lady Gaga's "Telephone" video is about Lady GaGa being in a female prison where the inmates dress like extras from Waterworld and is batshit crazy. I mean you have to be all kinds of fucking nuts to come up with this shit, which eventually ends up just being an advertisement for Virgin Mobile. Any video where Tyrese is a sympathetic character and someone wears a hat made out of rotary phones is basically the craziest. Just watch this, that is if you're willing to spend the next 10 minutes wiping your mind off your wall/vomiting out of disgust.