I wonder what it's like to be Juelz Santana. Your supposed friend Lil Wayne has taken your throne as the stoned free-associative rapper (which you never really had because Cam was better than you). You've somehow been surpassed in fame by Jim Jones, who is easily the worst rapper you've ever worked with, which is a feat, because you work with a group of sycophants/weed carriers called the Skull Gang. Plus your coke rap tales, like your current single "Days of Our Lives" and its cash-throwing video, seem like they were dropped in from a 1998 Jay-Z record, but not like any of the singles; all your stuff sounds like a Freeway-featuring album cut that even Jay knows is garbage. But at least you've got money right?

Juelz Santana's Born to Lose, Built to Win is due out this summer. [NahRight]