“Hot Toddy” f. Jay-Z & Ester Dean

    A cursory Wikipedia search reveals that “Hot Toddy” is a mixed drink that is served hot. But I’m betting that Usher means something else in his new single; it’s almost certainly a euphemism for skeet-skeeting. The most notable part of the (pretty bad) single is that it features the most superfluous use of a “f Jay-Z” tag of all time, since I have nearly as much presence here as J Hove does, and my raps aren’t as corny (seriously, dude, enough with that stupid Illuminati shit. Everyone knows that was a joke, and you’re the only one still talking about it). This track, which you can stream at NahRight, is due out on a new Usher album that is due out late this year, early next.