Have you ever wanted a graphic sex scene narrated by Ghostface? "Stapleton Sex" is the answer to your prayers; over a sparse beat, Ghostface goes off on a very NSFW tangent that would leave porn stars blushing. Ghost is hoping that the song will appeal to Natalie Portman, who said in an interview that she really likes raunchy hip-hop.

I read an interview where Natalie Portman said she likes dirty rap, obscene lyrics and all that. I figure she can dance to this one. I’m looking for you Natalie!

Your move Ms. Portman. Just don't get near Ghost; he'll do some freaky shit to you.

"Stapleton Sex" is on Wizard of Poetry, which is due out on Sept. 29 via Def Jam. [NahRight]