Even though he is at least seven years older than I am (according to his Wikipedia page), Flo Rida's music makes me feel like an old bastard. Because here's his new single, "Zoosk Girl," which I can only assume is a euphemism for something unsavory (It's actually, according to Urban Dictionary, a dating site for people who want to bone). I mean, look at that: I have to go to Urban Dictionary to understand some slang from a new Flo Rida song. I feel like I'm 48. I mean, when did I age out of the target market for pop-rap. Oh yeah, in 1996, when I turned 10. I guess the real question is how much Zoosk paid for this. I hope not much. It probably off-set T-Pain's appearance.
bwahahahahah. nice one Andross.