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Flo Rida: "Touch Me" (Video)

11:10 a.m. · October 27, 2009 · by Andrew Winistorfer

I'm beginning to believe that part of the reason Flo Rida makes a living at being a "rapper" is so that he can star in increasingly stupid videos where women grind on him, and he advertises things like that stupid movie about gerbils.  Now, with the video for "Touch Me," he's advertising for adultfriendfinder.com, a website that I refuse to go to out of principle. It should be more like thissongisterrible.com. Or iwillsellouttothehighestbidderinthevideoformylatestawfulsong.com/ihavenoshame.