"Indie" comic Eugene Mirman is set to release his third standup album, God Is a Twelve-Year-Old Boy with Asperger's, next week (Oct. 6), and for your Friday listening pleasure/work avoidance related activity/shits and giggles, here's "Vancouver, Detroit and Bears!" a track from the album that finds Mirman discussing the best ways to avoid being killed by a bear (jumping on it's neck and calling it a douche bag) and how Detroit is being over-run by bears who keep opening up Thai restaurants.