it's april 7th here??? lol adn no video =[

Counting down the minutes..... 8pm AEST!! commmoonn !!

wow what a video, well worth the wait man! can't blve i got to see it here first, thanks guys!

i been up all night waiting 4 this video & track!!!
c'mon already.......!!!!!!!!

10.0 out of 10

what time is it being posted?!?!?!?!

Whack. I'm a fan of his but this video basically is just like without me and just lose it. Less substance than the others too. Don't get me wrong, I get the video, it's just one of those "you seen one, you've seen them all" type things. But this won't stop me from getting Relapse.

Classic Em.....He brought Slim Shady back!!

actually Crack A Bottle is not on Relapse, it's a bonus track on 50 Cent's Before I Self Destruct album. and this is a typically Eminem first single (random, stupid, funny, celebrity bashing stuff). The Eminem Show's first single was "Without Me", Encore's first single was "Just Lose It". Those songs are the exact same as this one.

Shady Baby. Detroit!!!

6.0 out of 10

Bonus points to anyone that came name all the celebs spoofed in the video.

6.5 out of 10

Not a terrible song or video, but I feel like Eminem thrived on being a public enemy in his glory days. Now that he's no longer viewed as a threat, I'm doubtful that he'll make anything that's as personally moving or visceral again. The drive isn't there anymore, which is a shame, because from 1997-2002, he was Elvis.

Classic Shady at his hilarious best.. Making fun of celebs and doin' it with style.

thought this was hilarious and a nice step back down memory lane.

Yay. More pedestrian rap that does nothing to challenge the medium or the listeners. He could do a country album and his fanbase would be elated to buy it. Eminem's novelty for me wore out after his first record.

hahaha funny ass video.

That chick playing Sara Palin is super hot, nice rack.

He's Backkkk, make sure you know what your talking about before you go trying to correct people, Crack a Bottle is not going to be on the new cd.

It's April 8th here! Where is the video? Come on already!

where is it

its 7:43 and i still dont see the video

Oh god.....it's single released in youtube ( haven't seen the video. )

He sounded ..... just listen ! >< (so disappointed)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjjwzQ0fr8U

crack a bottle is a leaked track and wont be on eminem's new album..

go to www.eminem.com to watch the new vid

10.0 out of 10

Guess who
You missed me?
Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
You're a... rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
??? Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantac for antacid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady, man, no, don't massacre the fans
I think Kim Kardashian's a man!
She stomped him just because he asked to put his hands
On her massive glutius maximus again
Sqeeze it, squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can?
Yes, he can, can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men
Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten
I know you want me, girl, in fact, I can see a grin.
Now come in girl. Chorus..
2nd Verse:
the enforcer lookin for more women to torture...
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse 'er
sorry Porsha, but what's Ellen Degeneress, have that i don't
are ya tellin me tenderness
Well I can be as gentle and smooth as a gentlemen
Gimme my ventolin inhaler and two tenergin(?)
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, baby say hello to my little friend
*scratch*(?) Ok lets cut off the middle-men
Forget 'em or you are gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men girl, pay the middle attention
and little did I mention, that Jennifer's in
Love with me, John Mayer, so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give'em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, bigger than Slim(?)CHORUS
and thats why, my love you'll never live without
I know you want me girl cuz i can see you checkin me out
and baby, you know you know you want me too
not gonna deny it baby you know that i'm the only one for you (obligatory fart noise)
damn girl i'm beginning to sprout an alphalpha
why should i wash my filthy mouth out
you think thats bad you should hear the rest of my album
never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
??? i don't mean to mess with yo gal but
jessica alba put her breast in my mouth bro
wowzers i just made a mess in my trousers
and they wonder why i keep wrestlin elvis
lord help us he's back in his pink alf shirt
lookin like someone drinked his outfit i think he' bout ta flip
jessica rest assured superman's here to rescue ya
can you blame me? i'm your amy you're my blake
matter fact bake me a birthday cake
with a sawblade in it to make my jail break
maybe i think u just met your soul mate
no break it down girl

10.0 out of 10

this song really cool .... the best songs on is year .........

this video really hottttt .... czary man u khow wat this video the best in the world ....

.. i dont know what to say
i dont know what to feel, happy or pissed off?

the video is f*ckin strange but at the same time, f*ckin good

the song, is f*ckin strange too, but at the same time again, its f*ckin good

relapse is goin to be crazy

ps. i been 7 years an eminem fan, so you aint got a sh*t to say on me

this is sssoooo funny,gotta give it a 10+

9.5 out of 10

LOVE IT! I've really missed him, his music and his videos. I'm sooo glad he's back and looking better than ever! You rock!

omg loveeeeee thiss songg

eminem the best,I hope to continue doing their long good videos and songs,
I hope it does not go back anymore

slim is back nd ya'll guys beta wtch out 4 hm coz h is HOT!!

stan made me cry nerly :(