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Eminem: We Made You (Video)


The concept of eternal return posits that time exists in an infinite loop; what has happened will happen again, and the future's already occurred. Sound like bull? Please, watch Eminem's video for his comeback single, "We Made You." In the song's surprisingly gratifying video, Eminem targets easy-pickin' celebrities, derides fame itself, works in some filthy innuendo, and shoots a few self-deprecating barbs at us. Then, review some of the man's work from the beginning of the decade. Seems to me like the man's been reading some Nietzsche.


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it's april 7th here??? lol adn no video =[


how long i can't wait!

Ja Rule

Counting down the minutes..... 8pm AEST!! commmoonn !!

Ryan Parry



wow what a video, well worth the wait man! can't blve i got to see it here first, thanks guys!


obviously its not his first single off of relapse cuz ummmmmm crack a bottle has been out sooo uhhhhh yea. just correcting you thats all...cant wait for the vid.

He's Backkkk

i been up all night waiting 4 this video & track!!!
c'mon already.......!!!!!!!!


Is that a Rain Man reference?


what time is it being posted?!?!?!?!

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Video is up.

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Whack. I'm a fan of his but this video basically is just like without me and just lose it. Less substance than the others too. Don't get me wrong, I get the video, it's just one of those "you seen one, you've seen them all" type things. But this won't stop me from getting Relapse.


Flow is dope but that accent sucks but a real em fan knows his next single is gonna be fire


Classic Em.....He brought Slim Shady back!!


wicked, kim kardashian shoved in a woodchipper and money flying out. classic


actually Crack A Bottle is not on Relapse, it's a bonus track on 50 Cent's Before I Self Destruct album. and this is a typically Eminem first single (random, stupid, funny, celebrity bashing stuff). The Eminem Show's first single was "Without Me", Encore's first single was "Just Lose It". Those songs are the exact same as this one.


when is it coming on?


Shady Baby. Detroit!!!


It is his first official single. Crack A Bottle was never officially released, it was leaked. Just correcting you thats all. Funny ass video.


Bonus points to anyone that came name all the celebs spoofed in the video.

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Uh, Eminem and Sarah Palin. And Tokio Hotel? (I didn't watch it).

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Not a terrible song or video, but I feel like Eminem thrived on being a public enemy in his glory days. Now that he's no longer viewed as a threat, I'm doubtful that he'll make anything that's as personally moving or visceral again. The drive isn't there anymore, which is a shame, because from 1997-2002, he was Elvis.

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This is terrible.

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Classic Shady at his hilarious best.. Making fun of celebs and doin' it with style.

thought this was hilarious and a nice step back down memory lane.


It's just great to hear him sound hungry again. Encore was like Eminem on autopilot. Pretty funny video too.

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Yay. More pedestrian rap that does nothing to challenge the medium or the listeners. He could do a country album and his fanbase would be elated to buy it. Eminem's novelty for me wore out after his first record.


actually crack a bottle isnt a single at all it was leaked on the internet with eminem rapping the entire song so they decided to finish it and release it as a come back single for 50cent eminem and dr dre. im not sure whose album their gonna put it on


hahaha funny ass video.

That chick playing Sara Palin is super hot, nice rack.


well.. this is whack as hell, thats for sure.
tho Marshall Mathers, his best work in my opinion had a whack lead single too (the real slim shady), so hey? maybe its good?
but who am i to judge? maybe you guys like these "Goofy" songs, myself, i like his "darker" songs, such as Marshall Mathers, Criminal & The Way I am.


He's Backkkk, make sure you know what your talking about before you go trying to correct people, Crack a Bottle is not going to be on the new cd.


Shady's Back everyone. Step aside Weezy because the king is back. Oh by the way, this is the first single because crack a bottle is gonna be on 50's album, not Eminem's.


It's April 8th here! Where is the video? Come on already!

Roger B

same but i missed it on mtv at 6am


where is it


baaaah its night time april 7 where i am, but i can see that its currently not six am in all of America. Cant WAIT

cant wait

its 7:43 and i still dont see the video


He's Back:

Crack a bottle isnt a single on Relapse...

Em said this was gonna be his first single on this Album


Oh's single released in youtube ( haven't seen the video. )

He sounded ..... just listen ! >< (so disappointed)


so its been showed already on mtv??


crack a bottle is a leaked track and wont be on eminem's new album..

go to to watch the new vid


This video reminded me of Pinks Stupid girl video. Personally Pinks' own was better.


Guess who
You missed me?
Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
You're a... rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
??? Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantac for antacid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady, man, no, don't massacre the fans
I think Kim Kardashian's a man!
She stomped him just because he asked to put his hands
On her massive glutius maximus again
Sqeeze it, squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can?
Yes, he can, can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men
Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten
I know you want me, girl, in fact, I can see a grin.
Now come in girl. Chorus..
2nd Verse:
the enforcer lookin for more women to torture...
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse 'er
sorry Porsha, but what's Ellen Degeneress, have that i don't
are ya tellin me tenderness
Well I can be as gentle and smooth as a gentlemen
Gimme my ventolin inhaler and two tenergin(?)
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, baby say hello to my little friend
*scratch*(?) Ok lets cut off the middle-men
Forget 'em or you are gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men girl, pay the middle attention
and little did I mention, that Jennifer's in
Love with me, John Mayer, so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give'em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, bigger than Slim(?)CHORUS
and thats why, my love you'll never live without
I know you want me girl cuz i can see you checkin me out
and baby, you know you know you want me too
not gonna deny it baby you know that i'm the only one for you (obligatory fart noise)
damn girl i'm beginning to sprout an alphalpha
why should i wash my filthy mouth out
you think thats bad you should hear the rest of my album
never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
??? i don't mean to mess with yo gal but
jessica alba put her breast in my mouth bro
wowzers i just made a mess in my trousers
and they wonder why i keep wrestlin elvis
lord help us he's back in his pink alf shirt
lookin like someone drinked his outfit i think he' bout ta flip
jessica rest assured superman's here to rescue ya
can you blame me? i'm your amy you're my blake
matter fact bake me a birthday cake
with a sawblade in it to make my jail break
maybe i think u just met your soul mate
no break it down girl

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Oh that Jamie Kennedy is so talented....

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this song really cool .... the best songs on is year .........

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Glad he's back. Candians get the song


this video really hottttt .... czary man u khow wat this video the best in the world ....


he luks like hes matured up a bit...not as good as his old stuff


.. i dont know what to say
i dont know what to feel, happy or pissed off?

the video is f*ckin strange but at the same time, f*ckin good

the song, is f*ckin strange too, but at the same time again, its f*ckin good

relapse is goin to be crazy

ps. i been 7 years an eminem fan, so you aint got a sh*t to say on me


will the real slim shady please me by acting a damnfool



this is sssoooo funny,gotta give it a 10+


Em is absolute cool lookin out there. After becomin soo big, man he musta worked out a lot to become SLIM shady again .
For a couple of fellas at first look this song might sound filthy, but trust me this is gonnna top the charts.
Video is really wonderful. I am wondering why AMy Lee was picked up :P . Definitely he's gonna rock. But am lookin for some emotional stuff in Relapse.


LOVE IT! I've really missed him, his music and his videos. I'm sooo glad he's back and looking better than ever! You rock!

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Funny, I love his music and videos, you have to admit, he is on point.


omg loveeeeee thiss songg


soooooooooooooooooooo hot love it


eminem the best,I hope to continue doing their long good videos and songs,
I hope it does not go back anymore

Good to see "el maestro" is back. I was so longing for Em to return and he is up to no good again. "We made you" is a good song - 8.0/10. Em fan till i die


slim is back nd ya'll guys beta wtch out 4 hm coz h is HOT!!


i love eminem im so glad that he is back.
i absolutly love this song hope that eminem never stops singin.


stan made me cry nerly :(


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