“Doesn’t Mean Anything” (Video)

    Alicia Keys is so sad. I mean, she’s just all frowns and bad times up in her epicly huge apartment in Manhattan. That’s the message the video for the treacly “Doesn’t Mean Anything” wants you to know. See, Alicia just broke up with her guy, and now that apartment is just a symbol of her loneliness. You could be living in a seventh floor walk-up in downtown Detroit that you share with bears, but you can’t comprehend the vast valley and rock climbing heartbreak Alicia is going through. Seriously, it’s like some Mission Impossible II type rock climbing loneliness, which is easily the worst kind of rock-related loneliness you can experience on Earth. Pity her people. Pity her.