A movie called New Moon came out this weekend, and I guess it was like the hugest movie of this week? Like the biggest movie of all time of this week?I have no idea, since I like my abstinence allegories delivered by that paper clip on Microsoft Word. That dude has started to get preachy, in addition to teaching me about columns. At any rate, Death Cab for Cutie, a band that is maybe popular with the ladies who like the New Moon, appeared on Kimmel on Friday to play "Meet Me on the Equinox," their really bad song for that really bad movie. I want to know who snuck a giant lazy Susan underneath Ben Gibbard. [Stereogum]